Chipotle
I'm really bummed out right now that there's no Chipotle within 300 miles or so of Pensacola. And why is my keyboard all jacked up! Ahhh! It keeps going back one letter when I type so words get all dyslexic on me. This sucks. At least I spelled "dyslexic" right the first time, but it doesn't offset my hunger for Chipotle. Crap.
posted by Chris Hill @ 5/03/2007 03:34:00 PM
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10 Comments:
Chris,
The one great thing about where I live in DC is that there are two Chipotle's, one right by my apartment, and another right by my work. In fact, I'm going tomorrow! I apologize if this makes you feel worse.
Jed
No, I am happy for you. My lack of Chipotle shouldn't make others suffer too. I actually tried to find some recipes for making their style of food online... I'm going to try some. I already made some salsa, which wasn't necessarily supposed to be Chipotle salsa (it doesn't really taste like it, but isn't too bad).
If you simply visualize chipotle maybe that will make it appear in pensacola.... One time I visualized world peace and that seems to have worked well.
You need to visualize better. Maybe get some glasses...
(i was joking)
Also there are no chipotles in Boston that I know of. This would allow me to empathize with you, but I overdosed on chipotle in mn and don't feel a very strong desire to eat there.
You know what, I really can't stand chipotle or Mexican food in any form. If I could give you all the Chipotle I've missed out on while living so close to many of their locations that a "normal" person would generally consume, I would. Did that make sense? It would be the same as if you were a vegitarian and I decided to give up meat for a while so that you could eat my share, ensuring that the same amount of animals would die. Except that's with animals instead of Mexicans. Wait... what?
I'd gladly take your Chipotle from you, Laura, even if it involved the death of a few Mexicans... Wait, no, I wouldn't do that... I mean... Mexicans are people too, right?... I mean... shoot... uh... I meant to write that without the question mark?... dang it... uh... I really like Chipotle and would take it off your hands.
No Mexicans or people of other national heritage were harmed in the writing of this post.
I don't like Chipotle anyhow, I like Burrito Loco far more, but I'm a lunatic so don't listen to me.
But I can relate, because if I moved away and no longer had Davanni's I would be lost in the same fashion as you are now.
Crap... thanks Abe, you reminded me that they don't have Davanni's here either. AHHH!!! At least there's an Applebees. Ummmmmm... *drool*... appetizer sampler...
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