My Woman

I think this girl is the best girl ever (on left in picture because I am a man, not a girl): Now when I say "ever," I refer to all time and space. In other words, it includes all time past and all time future. Now you could say that someone like Mary in the bible had such great character that she must must be better. However, I'm not talking about character solely (although that is a huge part). No, I'm talking all-inclusive. Thus, this chick wins out over everyone!

So, in response, please tell me why you agree that she is the best girl ever. Any disagreement will be subsequently mocked as ridiculous nonsense.