Scratch and Sniff
If you could be a scratch and sniff sticker, what smell would you be and why?
posted by Chris Hill @ 5/28/2006 01:58:00 AM
18 comments
Sunday, May 28, 2006
If you could be a scratch and sniff sticker, what smell would you be and why?
18 Comments:
Do you like that graffic? Yeah, I found it on google cause I figured more colors would make my post more interesting. Let me know if it worked.
I would want to smell like Chris Hill because then maybe I could fly fighter jets and pick up women like him. Either that or garlic.
I don't want to attract women, so the garlic, or something, worse sounds good to me! Jed
Flatulence. Definitely flatulence.
It looks as if what could all be classified as "bad" smells seems popular. Hmm... perhaps men prefer bad smells in some way - just like how dogs like the smell of trash. Maybe this is a natural desire God put into men in order to encourage us to work hard and get dirty. Thoughts?
Yes, but girls don't like bad smells. That's why girls smell good.
Boys like good smells too, they like the way girls smell.
But, if guys smell bad, then girls don't like them.
If its a natural desire by God for men to smell bad, then its a natural desire by God for girls to not like them. My logic is flawless.
Flawless it is Laura! (haha)
Well, since I am a girl, and the consensus is that girls like to smell like good, then I would like to smell like a flower. Or maybe I would smell like a chocolate chip cookie! Most people seem to like those.
I wonder how much smells have to do with feelings of attraction. I’ve heard that smells can be very seductive. Thoughts? I only say that because I am pretty sure that is how I got Christopher to date me. ;) He took one wif of my lovely womanly smell and he was hooked! And look at us now…
Oops. Correction: "...and the consensus is that girls like to smell good...". (not "like good")
My Dearest Woman,
I think you smell "like good." Your smell reminds me of goodness, and I like that.
Yes, we've talked many times, but for the sake of others, we have both noted how we like the smell of one another. Not the after-the-workout smell, mind you (although I don't believe that women ever have that smell - I just speak of myself), just normal smell.
Anyway, I love you and look forward to getting married so I can smell you every day!
love,
Your Future Husband (less than a month!)
If women smelled like bacon I would become a polygamist
Wouldn't we all... as it stands right now I committ polygamy a couple times a week... with bacon.
This is true. Christopher does love bacon. I learned this while I was visiting him in Dayton because I make lots of it! However, since then,I have developed a severe hatred for bacon. The simple smell of it makes me gag. Sorry honey. I will still cook it for you but I may have to invest in a nose plug. :)
P.S.-You are sweet for saying you look forward to smelling me every day. I look forward to smelling you too! (haha--that sounds funny)But, I would prefer if you did not smell like bacon. :)
Wow....I cannot type on this thing. Every time I post, I find some sort of grammatical error. Sorry.
Katie,
Don't worry, Chris will find your misspellings and grammatical errors to be endearing. That's the benefit of that love thing I guess.
Chris,
This post reminded me of Dr. Scratchansniff from Animaniacs.
I have similar feelings as Katie about bacon...there's just something about it after awhile that gets "not so great."
If I could smell like anything, it be the smell of after the shower clean. This is because I don't believe in taking more than 1 shoer a day and sometimes this means not showering after I workout...Mike says that's nasty...but I say no. So if I could smell clean, then no one would never know my 1 shower secret.
sorring about the spelling and grammer errors
oops, s-o-r-r-y, sorry.
Chen,
I have to take Mike's side on this one. Girls may not like a bad smelling man, but men are made to smell bad and it thus could be gross, but normal. A woman smelling bad is just unatural and disgusting. I refuse to believe it ever happens anyway except for left-wing hippies (which really aren't women... or people for that matter).
Woman,
Thank you for all the bacon you cook! I didn't know you felt that way, though. I like many foods, so we'll be creative. I'll give you money and you can buy and cook us whatever you want ok? Deal.
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